Showing posts with label president day humor. Show all posts
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Monday, February 16, 2009

President Day humor

Funny quotes from past presidents:

Richard Nixon - "Solutions are not the answer."

Ronald Reagan - "Trees cause more polution than automobiles do."

George W. Bush - "I try to go for longer runs, but it's tough around here at the White House on the outdoor track... It's sad that I can't run longer. It's one of the saddest things about the presidency."

Harry S. Truman - "If you can't convince them, confuse them."

Jimmy Carter - "I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming."

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