I love humor in art and this portrait simply made my day. I met my lovely friend, Mandy, for high tea at a local "snuggery" called The Duck and Bunny. A few finger sandwiches, delicious tea, and mini cupcakes added comfort to our catch-up conversation. Such a lovely time.
Some of you may know that I have a Zazzle shop online. I know, I'm everywhere. I can't help myself. This shop started long ago because I wanted one of my designs (no whining) on a mug. Voila, the shop was born. Last year, I began hand making some funny ornaments and gift tags that were popular. This year, I didn't have time to make them myself. So, I've added them to my Zazzle shop.
If you are looking for something with a little sarcasm and humor (great for the office), my Holiday Cheer Gear line should do the trick.
One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn't too luxurious.
When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the president's secret service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner.
Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, why was he so interested in talking to you. She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her.
President Obama then said, "so if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant," to which Michelle responded, "No, if I had married him, he would now be President."
A few months ago I posted some funny Etsy finds. Septic Soaps, a handmade soap shop with sass, was one of the shops I featured. You know how I'm a sucker for marketing (and a cheeky sense of humor) and these soaps caught my eye immediately.
Need to wash some childhood trauma from you life?
Here's the solution!
Lori Holcomb is the creator of these soaps:
I began making soaps about 2 years ago because everything seems to bother my skin and I ended up making my Lucky Lather Soaps (luckylather.etsy) first. They are so pretty and yummy. My husband and I both have a pretty naughty/wicked sense of humor...one night we wrote up about 3 pages worth of funny/insulting soap names and said we should try to make some. I came up with the "Septic Soaps" name when our septic tank at home exploded (fortunately outside of the house and not in)...it seemed very appropriate for what we wanted to do. It took me around a year of procrastination and unhappy packaging problem solving that was holding things up...then BAM! I figured out what I wanted to do and did it. (Standard creative process for me with both soaps and my jewelry shop: cherrymatador.etsy) I am always doing things in bursts, leaps and bounds.
My husband helps with the creative, brain-storming, back-seat driving part of our business but I am the one-person workforce cooking, pouring, wrapping, designing, selling and all the other nonsense that goes along with this business. [He has the 'real' job...I used to work for attorneys but, once my two kiddies (8 & 5) got big enough for school, the hours were murder on our household and I was forced to make some changes.]
My soaps are currently in two local boutiques and I plan to try to expand that number by the end of the year. Cooking is probably my most favorite thing in life (aside from my family). Soaps fall into that same category...I get to cook/create, mix and sniff (instead of tasting) and try to get the color and texture 'just-right'. I am all about a good laugh, too...and I hope that our Septic Soaps give people a good chuckle or a blush with a "oh, my!" or something that takes away from the monotony of the everyday for them. We will have many more coming very soon!
Lori has generously offered her OCD 3 bar set of soaps to be given to someone with a wicked sense of humor! The set will include lonely loser, childhood trauma, and lawyer lather.
Thank you, Lori, for sponsoring this giveaway and for your fun sense of humor!
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One (1) winner will be randomly chosen (through Random.org). Contest ends Friday, May 21, at midnight EST. Winner will be notified by Monday, May 24.
My brother sent this one to me. The photo has been around the internet, but I've never seen it in this context. It gave me a chuckle. [disclaimer: this is a joke...and not my child. I do NOT condone nor do I recommend this type of discipline.]
Tough Love vs. Spanking
Most people think it improper to spank children, so I have tried other methods to control my kids when they have one of 'those moments.'
One that I found effective is for me to just take the child for a car ride and talk. Some say it's the vibration from the car, others say it's the time away from any distractions such as TV, Video Games, Computer,IPod, etc. Either way, my kids usually calm down and stop misbehaving after our car ride together. Eye to eye contact helps a lot too.
I've included a photo (click icon below) of one of my sessions with my son, in case you would like to use the technique.
As I was deciding what to wear this morning, I pulled my skinny jeans off a pile of denim. The voice inside my head snickered. Should I be wearing skinny jeans at 43? Maybe not. I'm not super skinny. As a matter of fact, I recall someone telling me I have "birthing hips." However, I bought these jeans a few years ago, at the height of the resurgence of skinny jeans, because they are perfect to wear with riding boots in winter. I found that I also love to wear them cuffed above my ankles and under tunics .
This got me thinking about my blue jean preferences over the decades. Believe me, I've had many.
In the 70's I was dressed pretty hip for a small child. Of course, I hated it then but now, looking back, I see that I was pretty trendy. My mom made many of my outfits. I had a polyester lilac pant suit with bell bottom pants and a crocheted fringe vest.
[Sometime I'll have to tell you about the crocheted underwear...not such a great idea for a little kid. They become very heavy when wet.]
I distinctly remember asking for a pair of blue jean gauchos for Christmas one year. I loved them. They had leather trim pockets and I wore them with lace up boots (seen here in an earlier post).
In the 80's it was all about peer pressure and I had to have tapered jeans from County Seat . At the time, County Seat was a younger version of its rival, The Gap.
[M, I guess this would be the equivilent of your desire to shop at Abercrombie.]
They sold all the hot names: Levi, Girbaud, and Guess. These jeans were meant for teenagers with developing hips. My hips didn't develop until college (then, they became "birthing hips." See above). The jeans looked a bit like riding judphurs on me as they slightly ballooned at the top, but I loved these pants so much I wore them constantly. I loved my 90's fashion sense (someone had to). That was when I went kinda glam/goth/grunge in college. Ever trendy, I mixed my "grunge" style with a glam elegance: black tights under ripped (shredded) jean shorts, tailored suit jackets, and my favorite army boots (seen here in this earlier post). Katie Holmes is bringing back the trend seen here. Do I dare?
[I'll look for some hot 90's pictures of me to post later. I think I have one where I'm wearing my dad's army trench coat. Man, I was rock'n!]
My jean of choice during this entire decade was boy jeans...real boy jeans. I literally bought them from thrift stores because I loved how they sat low on my hips. Of course, this was before "boy jeans" fit became available for women in stores. I actually still prefer to wear my jeans this way!
Today, I own many different types of jeans: boot cut, skinny, straight, dress, etc. It has always been hard for me to find a pair of jeans that fit, so when I do, I grab them.
I'm proud to say I've avoided the "mom jean" trend...so far.
Okay, let's hear it! Tell me all about your love/hate relationship with jeans!
I came across this very funny blog called Not Always Right featuring quotes from customers. As a business owner, I live by the motto that the customer is always right. However, some customers can also be mean, confused, unhappy, unrealistic, demanding, etc. These are real submissions from real customers (not mine, thank goodness) and are absolutely hilarious. Here is today's post:
My youngest son is currently obsessed with anything army: camouflage, plastic army men, dog tags, etc. Recently, he ran up our basement stairs with absolute glee. He had found a pair of army boots...my army boots. My absolute favorite, most comfortable boots of all time. Yes, E, your momma wore combat boots (not the official kind). After struggling to understand that they were mine, he happily accepted them as his own.
Several days later, I saw a pair of vintage 70's boots on the front page of Etsy. This got me thinking about each decade of my life...in boots. An aside, you know you are getting older when fashion trends begin to come around AND when you think of your life in decades. I'll save you the math, I'm in my 40's...my EARLY 40's.
I'm proud to say that my first boots were indeed leather. They were similar to these white booties best known in the 60's. No, nothing fancy like today's mini me Chuck Taylor's or Nike's that my boys had for their first shoes.
In the 70's, I wore polyester pant suits (homemade, purple, and bell bottomed much like Marsha Brady). My mom crocheted me a hip fringed vest that matched my Barbie. My favorite pair of boots were these lace-up boots which I wore with my blue jean gauchos (do they use that term anymore) with leather trim pockets. Man, I was stylin' in grade school!
For the better part of the 80's and early 90's I lived in my army boots. These boots (photo is of my actual boots) molded to my feet, and were resoled several times. I may even consider wearing them this winter. They are my all time favorite boots. I'm not certain any other boots will ever top these. Some may not agree with me, but I think these boots (as well as biker boots) will never go out of style. And can be worn with jeans, skirts, leggings, naked, etc.
In the 90's I also spent some time in some thigh-high boots. These are not for the faint of heart, but I loved pushing the fashion envelope. What can I say, I'm a slave to fashion.
Which brings me to today. My current favorite happens to be my wedge heeled boots. My second favorite. But I guess what defines the 00's in boots would be the Uggs. I had vowed never to buy a pair of Birkenstocks or Uggs. While I kept the promise (I didn't buy them), I did acquire a brand new pair of powder blue Uggs from a friend (thanks, Peggy). I began wearing them around my house to keep my feet warm. Then I slowly wore them outside to run quick errands. I'll admit that they are very comfortable.
There you have it, my life in boots. I'll have to do the same with heels, flats, sneakers, etc. That will be several other posts.
I'm dying to know...what are your most memorable boots??